Stylist: Mr. Anthony you have a phone call.
*hands over the illest flip phone you’ve ever seen, complete with 8 ringtones, snake, a calculator, and pong*
Carmelo: Hello, who dis?
Telemarketer: Hello! Mr. Carmelo Anthony we have a great deal for you today. Today if you add us on MySpace you can get half off your purchases of all XXL white tees, headbands, and fitted caps.
Carmelo: No thank you sir, I’m actually in the middle of something. I’ll pass.
Telemarketer: This is Carmelo Anthony of the Denver Nuggets right?
Telemarketer: And you said, you’ll pass?
Telemarketer: Haha….HAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! STOP LYING NIGGA!!!